jetbag:

    imma give y’all a minute

    (via penisvvrinkle)

  1. disarms:

    goodbye my love

    (via imscaredoftoast)

  2. (Source: untitled2021, via imscaredoftoast)

  3. zachthemermaid:

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    (via imscaredoftoast)

  4. sweatrer:

    ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    (via imscaredoftoast)

    daleboyle:

    Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.

    (Source: iwannagoxx, via queerlava)

  5. bombing:

    noseblow:

    bombing:

    i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

    that’s not how the joke goes lmao

    do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

    (via headbutting)

  6. overtheunderpass:

    there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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    (via headbutting)